by William Flatt, American Patriot. All Rights Reserved.
Originally published November 24, 2001
To the liberal, fake-American socialist, I am their worst nightmare. I'm the "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy" that Hillary warned you about. I am an everyday American who is a conservative born-again Christian and a patriot. I am who I am and I'm not changing for anyone, least of all someone who's an enemy of our inalienable freedoms.
The money I make belongs to me and my family, not the government or any of its thousands of spineless bureaucrats, be they Republicrat or Demopublican! It's not theirs to take, so, HANDS OFF!!
I think owning a gun is not only an American right, but a duty!! Let all peaceable citizens carry AS MANY GUNS as they want, ANYWHERE they want, with as much AMMO as they want, without ANY kind of permit, license, restriction, limitation, caveat, or exception whatsoever!! Ok now, what part of "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" don't you understand?
God, Guns, and Guts made America. Let's keep all three!!
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything, and certainly nothing of mine!
If you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. If you got into the USA illegally, you are trespassing, and my heart will not bleed for you if you get shot by Arizona's border militia.
I think fireworks should be legal, not only on the 4th of July, but any damn time you feel like lighting one off!!
I think that being a public school student is TRULY a waste of one's mind. In fact, if your parents sent you to a public school, that shows how little they care about you and what a crappy parent they were. A good parent would save money and demonstrate their genuine love for their children by home-schooling them. Only a lazy fool would abuse their kids by sending them to drug-and-violence infested public schools, where all the wrong values are taught and kids don't learn a damn thing.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to, but America was founded on the Christian Bible. That comes first, because if it weren't for that, people might not have been able to pray at all.
My heroes are George Washington, Tom Jefferson, Patrick Henry, Sam Adams, General Robert E. Lee, Jefferson Davis, Teddy Roosevelt, General George Patton, General Smedley Butler, Charlton Heston and Specialist Daniel New. If you don't know who these people are or why they should be thought of as heroes, you need to hit the books. You can also add as a hero the wrestler who broke Geraldo's nose. THAT was PRICELESS.
I don't pity the poor, and I don't hate the rich... only the bankers and industrialists. They are the same people who put Hitler in power... and Stalin... and Bill Clinton as well as George Bush (both of 'em).
Like many Vietnam vets, I ain't fonda Jane. Traitors don't deserve to be let back into the USA (at the very least!!) - it's better that they be sentenced for that crime!
The United Nations, in the words of Congressman John Rankin, "...is the greatest fraud in all of American history. It's purpose is to destroy the United States". So let's get the UN out of the US, along with everyone who works for or supports them!
I know global warming is a big lie. 'Nuff said!! How about some steaks on the barbecue after we get to the park in the family's huge SUV?
Is your church BATF approved? No? Better buy some FIRE INSURANCE.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years. Maybe we ought to bring back poll taxes and an entrance exam? Dumb people shouldn't be allowed to vote. Dumb voters ALWAYS end up electing bad politicians!
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.... two HETERO-sexual parents!! Heather DESERVES to have a mommy AND a daddy, NOT two mommies! Anyone who disagrees is obviously a degenerate.
FBI sniper Lon Horiuchi should be sentenced for murdering Vicki Weaver while she was holding her baby. He's no better than the Beltway sniper, John Muhammad.
Let's bring home all of our thousands of troops, secure our borders to keep the terrorists and illegal aliens out, and set these soldiers up in a machine gun nest every 1000 yards. ...That will do the job!
And what the hell is going on with the gas prices? BLOOD FOR OIL, of course! America has enough oil to last us till the year 2503, but the politicians want you to buy middle east oil so you can enlarge their stock portfolios!
If you believe what they tell you on the evening news, you were either born last night or you have "I'm a gullible fool" tattooed on your forehead.
God wrote Ten Commandments, not "ten suggestions", and Jesus died for your sins so that you could "get with the program". So what's your problem?
Saying all this doesn't just make me a BAD American, it makes me an "Extremist Christian whacko" who's part of that nasty "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy". I am Public Enemy #1 to all the socialist-Americans out there who want a new international order and a new order for America. Sorry George, you may be a "Bad American", but I'm a "Worse American"!!
And the #1 reason why I am a worse American than George Carlin: I am a modern American minuteman serving in a volunteer citizen militia. You know, those guys who aren't in the National Guard yet spend their own money instead of getting paid, training in the woods on the weekends. I don't simply say "we need our country back", I intend to see that we actually get it back!
On a related note, I am not a racist, my ancestors didn't own slaves, and I swore an oath to uphold the Constitution of the United States; so don't give me that crap that militias are racist and anti-government. It's just the opposite. But if all these things make me a worse American, I'm proud to be one!
If you are part of the "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy" too, then please forward this on.
----- Original Message -----
Subject: Fw: YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am who I am.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this applies even if you are President of the United States.
And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We need our country back!
Hi:
I'm proud to be a bad American, and also to be a bad journalist. This was inspired by your point -- "If you believe what they tell you on the evening news, you were either born last night or you have 'I'm a gullible fool' tattooed on your forehead".
I Am A Bad Journalist
Becky Oberg, former reporter
I am a bad journalist. I consider it an honor. I am one of the few reporters dedicated to the ideals of the profession. I am the worst nightmare of the corrupt, whether they are inside or outside the newsroom. Why am I a bad journalist?
Most of Western media are owned by the following: Time Warner, Disney, Viacom, News Corporation Limited, Sony, Tele-Communications, Inc., Seagram, Westinghouse, Gannett, and General Electric. Count how many negative stories you see on one of these groups and you'll see why I don't think this is good.
I do not consider who Britney Spears dates news. I do not consider anything out of Hollywood news. I do not consider anything news because it has an eye-catching appearance.
Along those lines, I consider anything that might threaten honest, law-abiding Americans news. That includes why insurance companies are charging exorbiant rates (homeowners insurance has skyrocketed to cover their losses by investing in Tyco and WorldCom), investment fraud (no more Enrons!), pollution, terrorism, crime and the latest freedom-gutting pork-barrel legislation.
I believe that the media can publish good news and should. Frequently.
I do not believe in "rip and read" journalism. I report facts, not press releases or commericials.
I believe that if a person or company is doing something wrong, it should be exposed no matter how much money they pay advertising.
I believe that we need a thick, impermeable wall between the newsroom and advertising--both literally and metaphorically.
I believe that "impartiality" and "being objective" means exposing wrongdoing regardless of the color, gender, religion, political affiliation, social status or whatever of the culprit. It also means showing the good a person, company or organization, does, regardless of color, gender, religion, political affiliation, etc.
I actually do research and have a basic knowledge of what I'm covering, unlike the reporter who asked a doctor after an organ transplant "Is the donor still alive?"
If the cops are making an arrest or the firefighters are putting out a blaze, I stay the hell out of their way until they're ready to talk to me.
If someone is dealing with a crisis (fire, tornado, flood, BATF raid, etc.), I am polite and apologetic and try to minimize the trauma of talking about it. I also try to refer them to agencies who can help.
If I am covering a war and I see the enemy sneaking toward our base for an ambush, our whole military would know within seconds.
I recognize and despise the double standards newspapers have for different sociological groups. Worse yet, I don't follow them.
I don't blindly trust anybody--ESPECIALLY experts or government officials.
I believe that a journalist works for the people of the community. I believe journalism is a public service, not a business.
I believe the Second Amendment is there in case the government decides to ignore the First.
I believe the First Amendment does not protect anybody from being offended.
I believe we need more bad journalists!
